April192014
11PM

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via jesuschristvevo)

11PM

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via fake-mermaid)

12AM

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

IDOL

(Source: weheartpattinson, via pizza)

April182014
11PM

suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

(via mikewazzupski)

11PM

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via mikewazzupski)

11PM

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

(via happiest)

11PM
cloud-killed-by-doors:

Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.

cloud-killed-by-doors:

Restroom needs to tag their Death Note spoilers.

(via jesuschristvevo)

12PM

tympanista:

*comes to meet you at Starbucks 15 minutes late with Starbucks from another location*

(Source: tympanista, via orgasm)

12PM
randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

randomlittlespark:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk

(Source: gg-art, via mikewazzupski)

April172014

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

(via thisisjosh42)

1AM

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via justplaingay)

April162014
snazziest:

YAAAAAAASS DRAG THAT BITCH!!!!!

snazziest:

YAAAAAAASS DRAG THAT BITCH!!!!!

(Source: pandapuzzle, via cinnamontoastkral)

April152014

stability:

floral-ink:

stability:

why is my bedroom always so hot

maybe because it holds a portal to hell because satan himself thinks you’re a cutie and is reaching from the depths of hell to touch that booty

i love the science side of tumblr

(via stfukarla)

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